Saturday 9th August 2025
Fashion - turn to the left - NO turn to Tonto!!
The Bandits have always been at the forefront of fashion and many a time on the course we've heard the comments "what are they wearing", and who can forget the many outfits Handbag modeled and Scotty's skin tight pink blouse.
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But nothing will ever beat the innovative footwear accessesories our very own Tonto FuckKnuckle has been seen wearing around the course this summer. "Why have one lace in your shoe when you could have two" is the tag line our fashionista Bandit has adopted for his bold new style as he turns many a head on the course. The two bow concept has shaken the fashion world with a spokesperson for Vogue saying "The fashion industry have never seen anything like this before, this will revolutionise footwear as we know it, Tonto has torn up the design book and things will never be the same, my advice to everyone would be to buy shares in shoe laces as they will be on the up as people will be buying twice as many. What next? Will he keep pushing the boundaries of fashion? Maybe a four legged trouser who knows?"
Talking to Tonto about the new trend he just said "I'm always looking for something different, and when I ordered the wrong size laces for my golf shoes my brain went into overdrive and rather spend another £2 on the right size I got my drawing board out and the results speak for themselves. Several of the big fashion houses have been in touch and my team are talking to theirs so lets see what happens, but a seven fingered golf glove is a concept I'm looking at as many of the people in my village have seven fingers for some reason"
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As far as the golf goes eleven of us turned up on a sunny, windy day, with Wellery taking the money with a fine 38 pipping Ted from the Junior Bandit section with 37 points and fashionista Tonto beating Shaun on countback with 33. Jim took the NTP on the 3rd, with someone else taking the 12th (sorry I should pay more attention) and Broomer taking 16th. Simon got NTP in 2 on 18. ​
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Amazing Bandit Competition
Win a pair on Tonto laces - you too could look like Tonto on the course! 🫣
Just text "I want to look like Tonto" to 07712599550 and you could be the proud new owner of four pairs of shoe laces and the instruction booklet on how to do Tonto bows
Why have one lace in your shoe when you could have two
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Terms and conditions: Texts will be charged at your normal network providers rate, texters must be over 18 years old with an IQ below 50, lines will be open until midnight on Tuesday 12th August all lucky winners will be notified at some point
